Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Top 10 of the last decade, part 2

Virtually everything about the last 10 years sucked balls, the financial world sucked, job market sucked, gas prices sucked, movies sucked, music sucked, my life sucked...however I will try my best to do this top 10 count down.

Top 10 cars of the last decade.

10. Toyota Prius
Tree huggers unite! What car driven by someone on the road has made a even bigger "status" show off than BMW and Mercedes? You guessed it.

9. Mazda RX-8
Plenty of faster and more flashy sports cars out there but none is more unique than this rotary engine gas hog.

8. Nissan GTR
Fast and Furious nerds unite! No car has made a bigger impact than the famed Nissan skyline after those shitty movies and now with the new GTR Nissan has officially dropped the skyline from the name and changed it from a cheap tuner car to an expensive super car.

7. BMW X5
What do Germans and large gas hogging SUVs have in common? Absolutely nothing. What is this thing doing in this count down? Absolutely no idea. Though an advise to all German automakers, stick to what you do best which is fast, luxury sedans and let us Americans worry about big, poorly designed, poorly engineered gas hoggers.

6. Lamborghini Murcielago
Perhaps not as well known as its older brother the Diablo but all I can say is, Cmon its a Lambo.

5. Porsche Cayman S
Perhaps not as well known as its older brother the 911 GT but all I can say is, Cmon its a Porsche.

4. Tesla Roadster
0-60 in 3.9 seconds in a electric car...ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?

3. Audi R8
Okay so Audi doesn't have quite the same luxury as Mercedes or the driving experience as BMW, and this super car is clearly a Lambo want to be but Audi does all those very well but the car just looks freaky sweet going on ice.

2. Rolls Royce Phantom
half million dollars can buy you a lot of things, a small jet, a company, a boat load of slaves...or a phantom. Old world class and luxury oozes from this state of the art car that is reserved for only two kinds of people in the world: old white billionaires living in a chateaux or large thuggish looking gangster rappers.

1. Bugatti Veyron
There are couple numbers I want you to know. 0-60 in 2.9 seconds. Top speed of 261 mph. cost 4 million dollars. Enough said.

1 comment:

  1. I think Prius is going to have the biggest lasting impact of any car in the last 10 yrs. I see them everywhere.

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