Dickweeds on the road

I have always hated dumb asses on the road, everybody does. This is why I don't live in the cities in fear of road rage every 5 seconds or so. I have compiled a list of people I hate on the road and not just bad or careless drivers.
1. People that are driving the Porsche, the Corvette, or whatever other highly dangerous cars on road. now wait I know what you are thinking, I hate people that drives like maniacs in these cars and show off the size of their egos right? wrong I hate the opposite, well sorta of. Over the weekend I happen to get behind a Porsche 911 turbo going 40 mph...in a 60 mph zone. This happens to me more often than you think, and usually those are old people that are so old they shouldn't even be driving. So what in the Sam Hell are they doing in a Porsche? To me cops should stop these people as much as the ones that are going 90 mph in a Porsche, they are equally dangerous if not more. I absolutely loathe them.2. Speaking of going fast. I hate people that goes 90 mph in their beat up Cobalt, Civic, or some other shitty ass car that is so old they should even be drivable. Now I understand their are still handful of people that think Fast and Furious is cool and the only reason they have those shitty cars is because the car was in the movie. Now the other part of this hatred comes from the ridiculous amount of body kits these people put on these old cars. It usually starts with the huge wing in the back and cannon size muffler that amplifies noise coming out the the car by 100 fold. They think they are so cool in their 300 dollar 1995 Civic with 1500 dollar worth of body kits. These people incite rage in me regularly when I see one going 90 mph in a 40 mph zone.
3. Rich toolbags. Over the weekend I saw another exotic car on the road, a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo driven by a young teen. Now you might think this angers me as the guy barely knows how to drive and probably don't even know anything about the car to truly appreciate it. No not really. He might not know anything about the car and have rich parents who will allow him to not work a single day for rest of his adult life but he could also be a young successful entrepreneur, which would only sadden me. But like I said it did not anger me. Today I saw another car on the road, a silver 2009 BMW 750i. Flagship car from BMW that displays both the very best in luxury automobile and extreme superiority in German engineering, until I saw the driver. A typical young punk wearing a wife beater who is all tattooed up and that flat rim Yankees cap which is barely floating on top of his head. In another word, a wanna be thug. I can feel my rage building up for this toolbag and then all of a sudden it just hit the roof. He had removed the stock mufflers and installed two cheap cannon mufflers which made this 100,000 dollar BMW sound like a cheap civic. Did I mention he was white all buffed up like a real winner? Yeah that what we get for living in a redneck town.