World of Warcraft Detox Clinic

Competitive prices for the total cure!

Yawning Cat Enterprises is please to announce a new service to be provided at the beginning of 2010.  Yawning Cat Detox Clinic and Addiction Recovery Program.  The aim of this service is for concerned parents, friends, and other relatives of WoW addicts to be able have their relative or friend taken to a secure rehabilitation center in Eastern Europe or Central Asia to be cured of their WoW addiction.

We have been able to recently purchase several compounds located in the regions above from the US government at a great price.  We pass the savings on to you.  With our licensed counselor we make sure your WoW addict is cured by whatever means necessary.

Some of the techniques we used are all authorized by the US government and are not torture!  Our facilities follow all local laws and regulations.  In fact many addicts are treated more humanly than their employers would treat them should their dark addiction be discovered.

Interested parties can contact us for further information.  Space is limited and there is an overwhelming interest for this new service.  We will offer a 100% satisfaction money back guarantee that one way or another your WoW addict will never want to play WoW ever again or will be unable to ever do so again.